Good excuses tombstone 21

An Excuse to Die For.

    It’s another day in [Insert Town Name Here]. Your apparently disembodied arm thrusts across the bed. Unconscious. Unthinking. And yet it knows just what to do. It knows ...


 

Good excuses tombstone

 

It’s another day in [Insert Town Name Here].

Your apparently disembodied arm thrusts across the bed.

Unconscious.
Unthinking.
And yet it knows just what to do.

It knows that at 6:00am, its only job is to prevent you from waking up.

Don’t wake up.

Another day.

Another day of routine.

Another day of being told what to do.

Another day of working on someone else’s priorities.

Of doing work that your great-grandkids could not care less about.

 

You sleepily gaze at your reflection through a glued-shut eye.

A hazy, disheveled  reflection peers back.
Even your reflection has bad breath.

You jump back.  Startled.

“Stupid mirror.  I’ve got to get that self-image fixed today.

I’ll consult the Oprah.”

 

You hop into the passenger’s side seat. Coffee spilling onto the dashboard.

“I’m late.  Again.”

The driver, Obligation, gives you a stern look over horn-rimmed glasses

Before backing out of the driveway.

“Move your head!”, Obligation yells testily to the person in the back.

Guilt’s head ducks to the left.

And then informs you both:

“You did a really terrible job of getting us to where we needed to be yesterday.

I don’t know what’s wrong with you.

Just listen to me and things won’t fall to pieces like they did already.”

 

You hang your head and stare at the swirl in your coffee.

As usual, Guilt is right.

In a flash of defiance, you put on your iDenial headphones.

But you can still see Guilt’s big head in the rear-view mirror.

Guilt’s mouth is still moving.

“Where … is… it… “, you mumble under your breath.

ah.  In rummaging through the love compartment

You find what you were looking for.

Your rose-colored Daydreamer glasses.

The incessant talking from Guilt and Obligation fade into the background

As your iDenial pumps your head full of good excuses

And your Daydreamer glasses keep you adequately medicated.

 

The iDenial playlist is H-O-T this morning! They’re playing all your favorites!

  1. I have no time to do it.
  2. I don’t have enough money to do it.
  3. I don’t know how to do it.
  4. I don’t have a perfect plan yet.
  5. I’d probably fail.
  6. I’d probably get criticized.
  7. I don’t know what might happen if I take a risk.  Why risk that?
  8. It’s probably too hard.
  9. I have too much other stuff going on right now.
  10. It may work for others – but it won’t work for me.
  11. I’ve tried and failed before. I’m just no good at this.
  12. What I have now isn’t so bad.

 

HOOOONK!

Obligation leaning on the car horn jolts you out of your stupor.

“Get a job, jerks!”, yells Obligation.

Obligation just ran a red light, almost bowling over your neighbors from one street over in the process.

Perseverance, Resolve, Focus and Discipline.

Those four are always jogging out here at rush hour.

“Don’t they work?

Slackers.”

You can’t stand their T-shirts, either.

One says: “Dream with your feet.”

Another: “Fall down seven times. Stand up eight.”

 

You mindlessly shove your McBusywich into your pie hole.

Crumbs and empty calories everywhere.

The iDenial gets cranked back up.

 

Sitting in rush hour traffic on I-Routine…

You are mollified by the fact that
there are so many upstanding citizens
Nobly putting in the hours to keep our great society running

Everyone’s car looks just like yours.

  • Obligation in the driver’s seat.
  • Guilt talking from the back.
  • Everyone’s inching forward, switching lanes
  • Driving a car labeled “Joneses”

 

Your greatest excuse for living a mediocre, routine life?

For deferring your dreams?

For betraying your grand aspirations?

 

“Everyone else was doing it…”

 

Good excuses tombstone


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21 Responses to this article

 
Joe Barlow April 13, 2011 Reply

I love the picture! Must admit, it gave me a chuckle.

On a more serious note, this post touches on a problem that I’ve been struggling to overcome myself: a sense of inertia. I know intellectually that if I am to succeed in making my blog into the thiriving community I envision, I must find a way to set aside momentum-halting, self-defeating statements like “I can’t…” or “I don’t have time to…” or “Maybe tomorrow I’ll…”

Thanks for the reminder to stay focused. I’ll keep working on it, and in the meantime, I’ll keep reading your blog and listening to your podcast.

-j.

 
Bolaji O April 13, 2011 Reply

Whatup, Joe!

Thanks very much for your comment.
And for your raw honesty.

Ah yes. Inertia.

You can find the remedies to inertia in the story.
Go on a jog with focus… it will change things for you.
Because despite ourselves, we can’t do it all.
(Some “I can’t” statements are actually good. LOL!)

Once we accept that we can’t do it all..
or shouldn’t even want to do it all…

It’s up to us to move to the next step.
If I can’t do it all, what’s the most important thing for me to do today? Right now?

Just focus on that.
And don’t let guilt be a backseat driver… reminding you of the 99 things you aren’t getting done.

You’ll also want to hang out with other motivated peers.
Encourage each other.
None of us can do this alone.

So – I’m throwing down the gauntlet, Joe!

Here’s the challenge:
Can you tell us,
Right now,
The single most important thing you could possibly do for http://www.CoffeeHouseWordSmith.com today?

Let’s start re-writing that tombstone.
Action is the killer-app. Not ideas.
:)

Bolaji.

 

The 2 Cent Storyteller is in the HOUSE!

iLove this post! :-) Thank you!

 
Bolaji O April 13, 2011 Reply

Thanks, Shae Bynes.

Somebody had to say it. :)

I’m getting a call on my iProcrastinat-one…
I’d let it go to voicemail, but I’m sure it’s important…
brb
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Tamara April 13, 2011 Reply

Awesome, this hit me in the head fa real! Thanks for sharing :)

 
Bolaji O April 13, 2011 Reply

Whatup, Tamara!

Thanks a lot for the comment! I’m glad it moved you. LOL!
Now make sure you’re in the driver’s seat tomorrow morning! LOL!
Leave guilt at home, and put obligation in the passenger seat (or in the back, strapped in!)
Ha ha!

Bolaji.

 
Matt Poc April 14, 2011 Reply

I love that picture, I couldn’t stop laughing for a few minutes :)

I think it is really important to be responsible for everything that happens in your life. Okay, you can’t control everything, but you can control the way that you react to what has happened.

When I started being responsible for everything in my life, nice things started happening… How about you?

 
Bolaji O April 14, 2011 Reply

Whatup, Matt!

Yo – thanks for checking in, and thanks for the comment.
Glad the pic made you laugh. Ha ha. :)
Sometimes I need to remind myself to stop spending my time like lottery winnings.
With my life getting one day shorter every single day, I’ve got to do more than be a spectator at my own event! :D

Don’t be a stranger.
Keep DOING STUFF THAT MATTERS.

Bolaji.

 
Sharon Vornholt April 14, 2011 Reply

Boy, you just had to do it didn’t you. Hit us right smack in the face with that thing called “the truth”!

Great post Bolaji. Now I have to get back to work – lost my focus once again. Have to quit reading these dynamite posts. Get back to work Sharon!

 
Bolaji O April 14, 2011 Reply

Ha ha!
Hey, Sharon.

I’m just trying to knock it out of the park like you do in Real Estate investing, day-in, day-out.
All right… like you said: back to work! (whoo-PEESH!)
(The boss is awake now, after a 45-minute catnap. So I have to go and entertain him. I’m the house court jester. It’s really very dignified….)

 
jessica April 14, 2011 Reply

Jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja,,,,,thank you for shinning the day for me….thus, dont be so hard on yourself and on others…every story has two sides….and each side of the two sides have other sides…

 
jessica April 14, 2011 Reply

Ooops!! the J of jajajaja is the H of your Hahahaha..forget to switch the letters….

 
Bolaji O April 14, 2011 Reply

LOL!

We’ll call that “the Jessica laugh” from now on! :D :D

(too funny!)
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Les Aka Times April 15, 2011 Reply

Wow a really eye opening post. Reminded me of some issues I need to get organized. Not day after tomorrow ,but tomorrow soon as I wake up.:) The level of intelligence reflected in your post is awesome. Utilizing humor to grab attention in a way that will help people is fantastic. Before I forget you might like to try the free thing called pearltrees.com. I enjoy it very much. Helps me with organization allot. Much to do tin the morning.
L8trs

 
Bolaji O April 15, 2011 Reply

What’s up, Times:

I’m glad you got something from the story, Times.
Thanks for the compliment.
I’m just trying to tells stories for change, man. :)

I just checked out PearlTrees.com – It looks awesome!
I have a friend that’s very much into information curation – she’ll love this.
Sharing it at once.

Keep Doing Stuff That Matters, Les!

Bolaji.

 
Bill Lassiter April 15, 2011 Reply

Bolaji, No you didn’t!!!!!
I love this post. Absolutely and positively. Nice touch with the tombstone also. This resonates with me. I’ve used most of the excuses you’ve noted and then some but connecting with folks like you, shae and others remind me that it ain’t gonna happen if you don’t take action.
Keep up the fantastic work my friend!

 
Bolaji O April 15, 2011 Reply

LOLOL!

You’re a trip, Bill.
Yeah – this post was as much for me, as it was for anyone else reading it. :)

I marvel at how often I’ve allowed excuses to deny me the prize It’s really amazing – it’s like a way of life… not even an exception.

But then I realize that rather than crying over spilled milk, I need to strengthen my resolve going forward. And like anyone recovering from an addiction, take it “one day at a time”.

There’s nothing like having external accountability, to strengthen one’s own internal discipline (which for me, is not yet where it needs to be. Ha ha!)

Let’s keep holding each other to the highest possible standard.

Yes we can.
We deserve to shine.
And our kids deserve to see us shine.

Keep Doing Stuff That Matters, Bill.

Bolaji.
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Barbara Sherman April 17, 2011 Reply

Thanks for this, Bolaji O. Mr. Inertia sits on my shoulder all too often. I try to keep at the front of my brain–”Even a good excuse is still just an excuse.”
I love “Dream with your feet”!
Barbara

 
Bolaji O April 17, 2011 Reply

Thanks, Barbara. :)

I think I’ll have to put that on a T-shirt or something. :)

There’s nothing like surrounding yourself with people who subscribe to your dream, and hold you accountable to that high standard, for overcoming inertia, fear of failure, and even fear of success. LOL!

Find your guild of merry men and women that will force you to succeed – in spite of yourself.
I’m building mine all the time.

Shae Bynes, my accountability coach (and godmother of my 2 kids) is relentless about making sure I execute toward my goals all the time.

Don’t be a stranger!

Keep doing stuff that matters.

Bolaji.

 
Scott Busch April 17, 2011 Reply

Very creative post, Bolaji…I enjoyed it. I heard someone say “Internet Marketing rewards Action, not Perfectionism.” True for the rest of Life, too, isn’t it? Good job!

 
Bolaji O April 17, 2011 Reply

Whatup, Scott!

Did you ship out to Argentina yet?
Glad you enjoyed it.
Yeah – my soccer buddies tell me often: “Stop trying to dribble the ball right into the goal. Just shoot from way out! Even if you don’t score, we’ll work with the rebounds. :)

In life, there are lots more rebounds than opportunities to dribble into the goal.
It doesn’t need to be perfect.
Messy, scrappy goals still count as goals in soccer. And in life.

Thanks!

Bolaji.
Bolaji.

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